Phase 4: Operation Socknapping
Our agents have infiltrated the world of laundry detergent and have uncovered a sinister plot to replace the world's socks with identical, yet somehow inferior knockoff socks.
Side Effect 2: Sock-related anxiety has reached an all-time high, with 9 out of 10 people experiencing existential dread while folding their laundry.
Recommendation: Avoid eye contact with your socks at all costs. Trust no one.
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