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The Cheese Bunker Protocols are a series of clandestine directives designed for the optimal storage and retrieval of artisanal fromage.
**PROTOCOL #1: AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED**
In order to access the bunker's inner sanctum, one must first receive clearance from the Council of Fromage.
Submit Authorization Request**PROTOCOL #2: CONTINGENCY PLANNING**
In the event of a Brie Emergency, the Cheese Bunker Protocols dictate that all personnel must don a pair of Brie-Proof Suits
**PROTOCOL #3: CHEESE STORAGE AND RECOVERY**
The bunker's storage units are designed to hold up to 10,000 wheels of artisanal cheese. All wheels are accounted for and regularly rotated.
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