A citrusy, herbaceous delight. Perfect for when you want to feel like you're on a Italian beach, but you're actually on a conference room floor.
A spicy, tropical treat that'll make you question your life choices. Like, what were you thinking, eating that one habanero?!
A sweet and sour surprise. Because who needs actual strawberries when you can have the essence of regret and despair?
A lemon basil with a twist. Because the world needed more twists, right? Like, who needs stability, anyway?
A strawberry balsamic with an even twistier twist! Because, why not?! Who needs actual taste when you can have existential dread?