MISSION DEBRIEF

Objective: Infiltrate the cookie jar and retrieve the last remaining Oatmeal Raisin.

Team: Agent Brown, Agent Pink, and Rookie.

Intel: The cookie jar is heavily guarded by a 6-year-old with a vendetta.

Outcome: Mission was compromised due to excessive sugar highs.

Recommendations for future missions:

• Bring earplugs.
• Mandate team members to wear adult diapers.
• Install a sugar-free zone around the cookie jar.

Cookie Jar Security

Operation Chronicle