Cookie Jar Hacking Mission Briefing

Objective: Steal the world's most valuable cookie jar, a jar of rare, limited-edition, triple-chocolate-chip cookies.

Equipment | Contacts

Intel

The cookie jar, codenamed "CHOCO-1", is located in a heavily fortified bakery in the heart of the city. The bakery is surrounded by a moat of molten chocolate, making it a formidable challenge to breach.

CHOCO-1: A rare, triple-chocolate-chip cookie jar, worth a fortune on the black market.

Mission Plan

  1. Hack the bakery's security system using a custom-built cookie- hacking tool.
  2. Climb down the molten chocolate moat using a pair of heat-resistant, high-traction socks.
  3. Crack the cookie jar using a precision-crafted, high-torque cookie-jar- opening device.

Risks

The mission comes with a high risk of cookie-induced euphoria, which may lead to reckless behavior and compromised decision-making. Be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of the mission.