Laundry Day: The Spy's Guide

Step One: Gather Intel

Identify your enemies: Stains, Spots, and Unidentifiable Smudges.

High-priority Targets: Red wine, Turquoise ink, Mystery stains
Low-priority Targets: Random splatters, Unmarked food spills

Safehouse Protocols

Code-named: Operation Laundry Day

Code phrase: 'Laundry Day, Laundry Day, it's not just a chore'
Counter-signal: 'I'm on my way to the gym'

Remember, agents: A dirty laundry basket is a death trap.

Laundry Day Schedule