Upon entering the fortress, you encountered a group of heavily armed Snack Guards. After a 30-minute standoff, they finally surrendered, revealing the location of Saucy McSnackface.
However, upon closer inspection, you discovered that the flavor was not, in fact, a real thing. It was just a bunch of random ingredients on a whiteboard.
You returned to HQ empty-handed, but with valuable knowledge: the true enemy is not the Snack Guards, but the snack industry's lies.
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