**Mission Log: 001**

Agent [REDACTED] infiltrated the enemy's snack supply chain, gathering intel on the secret stash of rare, artisanal cheeses.

Upon analysis, we determined the enemy's snack preferences to be:

• 72% Dark Chocolate Truffle Croissants
• 14% Spicy Nacho Cheese Puffs
• 10% Handmade Quinoa Crackers
• 4% Mystery Meat Snacks (unidentifiable)

We have reason to believe the enemy's snack addiction will soon lead to a catastrophic collapse of their social skills and productivity.