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OPERATION FRITOS: Phase 3 - Mission Briefing
Phase 3: Infiltrate The FritoLay Warehouse
Objective: Steal the secret FritoLay seasoning recipe.
Intel: The warehouse has a state-of-the-art sprinkler system that dispenses a 50-foot diameter circle of Doritos dust. We must adapt our plan accordingly.
Assets:
- Agent 'L' - Expert in FritoLay security systems
- Agent 'Cheeto' - FritoLay's most trusted snacker
- Agent 'Chex' - Former FritoLay janitor with intimate knowledge of air ducts
Timeline:
- 00:00 - Infiltrate the warehouse using a ventilation shaft in the 'Chex' brother's old janitorial closet
- 00:10 - Locate and neutralize the sprinkler system
- 00:20 - Acquire the secret recipe
- 00:30 - Extract the agents
Contingency:
- Code Red: If the sprinkler system is activated, our agents will be covered in a 50-foot radius of dust. We must be prepared for this eventuality and have a team of hazmat-suited agents on standby.
- Code Black: If we are detected by FritoLay security, we will be forced to fight off the 'FritoLay Fury' - a 12-agent squad of ninja-trained FritoLay employees armed to the teeth with Doritos and Cheetos
Phase 4: Exfiltration - We must escape the warehouse and make our way back to HQ without getting caught.
Phase 4: Exfiltration