html OPERATION FRITOS: Phase 3 - Mission Briefing

Phase 3: Infiltrate The FritoLay Warehouse

Objective: Steal the secret FritoLay seasoning recipe.

Intel: The warehouse has a state-of-the-art sprinkler system that dispenses a 50-foot diameter circle of Doritos dust. We must adapt our plan accordingly.

Assets:

Agent 'L' - Expert in FritoLay security systems
Agent 'Cheeto' - FritoLay's most trusted snacker
Agent 'Chex' - Former FritoLay janitor with intimate knowledge of air ducts

Timeline:

00:00 - Infiltrate the warehouse using a ventilation shaft in the 'Chex' brother's old janitorial closet
00:10 - Locate and neutralize the sprinkler system
00:20 - Acquire the secret recipe
00:30 - Extract the agents

Contingency:

Code Red: If the sprinkler system is activated, our agents will be covered in a 50-foot radius of dust. We must be prepared for this eventuality and have a team of hazmat-suited agents on standby.
Code Black: If we are detected by FritoLay security, we will be forced to fight off the 'FritoLay Fury' - a 12-agent squad of ninja-trained FritoLay employees armed to the teeth with Doritos and Cheetos

Phase 4: Exfiltration - We must escape the warehouse and make our way back to HQ without getting caught.

Phase 4: Exfiltration