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CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS: Sock Puppet Protocol
Project: Sock-Swap
Objective: To infiltrate and influence the snack food industry by deploying highly trained sock puppets in key positions.
Methods:
- Recruitment and training of Sock Puppets
- Mission planning and execution
- Sock Puppet psychological manipulation and control
- Contingency planning and emergency Sock Puppet extraction
Known Sock Puppet Assets:
- SP-1: "Fuzzy" - Sock Puppet with expertise in negotiation and persuasion
- SP-2: "Blinky" - Sock Puppet with expertise in surveillance and sabotage
- SP-3: "Chomper" - Sock Puppet with expertise in snack food taste testing
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