Sock Puppet Protocol: Operation Cookie Doomsday

Classified Information: Operation Cookie Doomsday has commenced.

Intel suggests an enemy cookie jar, code-named "Crumbles," is hiding a stash of 3000 cookies.

Our agents, code-named "S.P.L.A.T." (Sock Puppet Liberation Army Team), have infiltrated the enemy's lair and are in position to extract the cookies.

But beware, Crumbles has a backup plan: "The Cookie Bomb" - a device capable of releasing a wave of chocolate chips across the battlefield.

Action items:

• Confirm the location of Crumbles.
• Determine the effectiveness of The Cookie Bomb.
• Exfiltrate the cookie stash.

Hyperlinks:

Cookie Bomb Schematic

Exfiltrate the Stash

Side note: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, attempt to negotiate with the enemy. Their cookies are not for sale.

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