As a highly trained Sock Puppet Operative, you have been tasked with infiltrating the enemy's headquarters and stealing their snack budget.
Using your advanced sock puppet skills, including but not limited to:
You will be working undercover, posing as a intern at the enemy's headquarters. Your mission is to gather intelligence on their snack preferences and exploit their weaknesses.
Remember, Sock Puppet Operatives do not exist. This document does not exist. This briefing is not happening.