Our team of highly trained snackbarriors has infiltrated the enemy's kitchen, where we discovered a stash of 17 granola bars and 5 bags of potato chips. The snack-to-sleaze ratio was 3:1.
However, we were unable to complete our mission due to a critical shortage of napkin supplies. We were forced to abort and regroup, but not before taking one last, desperate photo opportunity.
Further analysis is required to determine the optimal snack configuration for maximum napping efficiency.
Our team of snackbarriors has been compromised. The enemy has discovered our napkin stash. We are regrouping and resupplying. Mission status: pending.
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