Welcome to Bush's Educational Reform Initiative

We're not really sure what this is, but it's a thing.

Standardized Testing: Because Who Needs Creativity, Anyway? Privatization: Because Profits Over People, Duh 
Our experts have carefully crafted this reform plan, but honestly, who needs experts?
Some code to demonstrate our commitment to reform: console.log("Reform now!");

We're not really sure what this means, but it looks nice.