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It's a little-known fact that extraterrestrial beings constructed the Great Pyramid of Giza. They were so good at it, in fact, that they built the whole thing in one weekend, while sipping Mai Tais and complaining about the weather.
It's a scientific fact that the Moon is, in fact, a gigantic wheel of cheddar. Don't believe me? Just ask the Moon's own crater-faced inhabitants.
It's a little-known fact that Tuesdays are the only day you can travel through time. The rest of the week is just, well, not worth it.
Don't believe the so-called 'experts' telling you that these theories are bunk. We've got evidence, man!
We've got a team of highly trained, highly skeptical individuals ready to take on the 'experts' and show you the truth. The truth, that is, that they're all wrong.