You walked into the kitchen prophets of doom, with the best of intentions: cook a decent meal, feed the family. But the fates conspired against you. You opened the fridge, only to find that you had bought too many eggs.

Six dozen too many. The shelves creaked in protest as you pulled out the carton, threatening to topple the entire kitchen in a catastrophic egg-filled avalanche. The eggs, it seemed, had declared war.

You frantically scrambled to contain the mess, but it was too late. Eggs were rolling across the floor, some had slipped down the drain, and others had formed a defiant barricade across the kitchen island, taunting you with their unyielding, oval presence.

Read about the Egg-vengeance of 2018, a year in which eggs took no prisoners.

But fear not, traveler. For from the ashes of this kitchen catastrophe, a new hero shall rise. One who shall conquer the eggs,ประก> The Great Bakery Betrayal

or perhaps, The Great Egg-astrophe.