Welcome to the Museum of Intentional Antifunctionality

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The Art of Overcomplicating Things

We've spent years studying the art of doing things the hard way, and we're happy to share our findings with you.

Our Expert Staff of Overcomplicators

Dr. Emily Jinglewhiff

Lead Overcomplicator

Specializing in the art of making simple tasks unnecessarily difficult.

Mr. Bob Sloggius

Deputy Overcomplicator

Expert in the field of overthinking every solution.