The Agony of the Overthinking Overlord

I've Spent 3.5 hours thinking, but still haven't figured out why my cat is plotting against me.

It's not just a cat, it's a ParanoiaCat of epic proportions.

Maybe if I just think harder, I'll Think It Out...

Or maybe I'll just end up like this:

Help me, Overthinking Overlords of the Internet!

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