In the grand tradition of confusing reptiles, we bring you Mistake #1: Not understanding the difference between 'tortoise' and 'turtle'.
Learn about the tortoise or Learn about the turtle
Symptoms:
- Frequently confusing the two in casual conversation
- Accidentally using both in a sentence in the same sentence
Consequences:
- Social isolation due to constant correction from herpetologists
- Loss of credibility in the eyes of your peers