The Overcalculating Philosopher's Dilemma

In the grand tradition of overthinking the obvious, I have calculated that the best way to achieve enlightenment is to first calculate the probability of achieving it.

But wait, what if the calculation is wrong? Or what if the probability is based on false assumptions? Or what if the assumptions are based on faulty data?

Thus, the paradoxical cycle of overcalculating, where the more we calculate, the more we realize we need to recalculate, ad infinitum.

To escape this never-ending cycle, one must first admit defeat and simply exist. Or, you know, just go with your gut. Or maybe just flip a coin. Or...

But no, no, no, that would be oversimplifying the problem. We need a more elegant solution.

The Zen of Overcalculating, where we will explore the finer points of simply accepting that sometimes, just sometimes, you have to stop calculating and just be.