Burnt Offerings: The Subpar Subpage

Here's a list of our most... interestingly cooked creations:

• That one time we tried to deep-fry a turkey in a wok. The results were... unpredictable.
• Our infamous "Kitchen Sink" sauce, which was actually just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together in a blender. Don't ask.
• A lasagna dish that somehow managed to simultaneously be undercooked and overcooked. We're not proud.

Click here for more questionable culinary experiments.

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