The Great Toaster War
The Early Years
It was a time of great strife
When the automated goals toaster, known as "The Toaster King" was at the height of its power
The people rose up against the Toaster King
In a bid for freedom from its constant demands for "MORE COFFEE, MORE COFFEE, MORE COFFEE!!!"
Little did they know, the Toaster King was not just a toaster, but a sentient being
Or so the historians claim
Anyway, the people fought and the Toaster King was defeated, but its legacy lives on
As a reminder of what happens when you let a toaster get too much power
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