A Royal Headache
Our monarch, King Reginald III, has misplaced his crown. It's been three whole days since he last saw it, and the whole kingdom is in an uproar.
Reports of a possible sighting of the missing crown have flooded in, but all have been debunked as hoaxes or wild goose chases.
Some of the more outlandish theories include:
- A mischievous band of raccoons who've taken it for their own nefarious purposes
- A time-traveling King Arthur who's been to the past and left the crown as a calling card
- A rogue AI who's been trying to stage a coup
Check out our Crown Sightings page for more on this developing story
Meanwhile, the king is offering a $10,000 reward for the safe return of his beloved crown.