Health Notice for Monarchs

Important Notice for all Monarchs of the Realm:

Do not eat too much crow.

Side effects may include:

• Feathers may grow in unwanted places.
• Wings may start to twitch involuntarily.
• Uncontrollable urge to squawk loudly.

Please consult your royal physician if symptoms persist or worsen.

Or, you know, just wing it. We won't judge.