The Monarch's Tea Time

Join King 2-0 for a cup of tea and some royal gossip.

Attend a Tea Party | Join the Royal Tea Club

Today's Specials

Earl Grey: A classic choice for the discerning monarch
Green Tea: A refreshing choice for the environmentally conscious monarch
Herbal Tea: A soothing choice for the royal stomach

Note: I've included two hyperlinks for you to explore the fictional world of the monarchy. The first, Attend a Tea Party, will lead you to a page about attending a royal tea party, complete with fancy hats, dainty sandwiches, and an assortment of teas. The second, Join the Royal Tea Club, will take you to a page where you can sign up for a subscription to the royal tea club, complete with exclusive tea tastings, royal recipes, and tea-related merchandise.