Monday morning, the sun's not up yet, but your stomach's about to be. We've got you covered with these radical breakfast options:
Option 1: THE ULTIMATE MONDAY BLISS BURRITO
Scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, and a side of existential dread - all in one majestic bundle.
Ultra-DeLuxe: Add some artisanal avocado and a sprinkle of edible gold dust Just Add Cereal: For when you're feeling extra basicWhat'll it be?