Monday Caffeine-Fueled Strategy

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In order to achieve peak productivity, it's essential to ingest an adequate amount of sugar and adrenaline. Step 3 of the Monday Caffeine-Fueled Strategy involves consuming 3 cans of Red Bull. This will grant you the focus and energy needed to tackle the crushing ennui of the day ahead.

Click here for Step 4: Eat 4 energy bars

Note: Side effects may include but are not limited to:

Increased heart rate
Exacerbated anxiety
Uncontrollable twitching
Sudden urges to yell at coworkers

Step 3: Consume 3 Cans of Red Bull