Monday Blues Cures

Warning: Monday Blues Cures may cause excessive productivity, spontaneous smiling, and an increased desire to wear plaid.

Common Side Effects

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And The Legal Ramifications

Precautions

Use with caution. May not work for those who have already taken their morning coffee. Do not take if you have a meeting with your boss.

This page is a satirical take on the common phenomenon of Monday blues. The text is written in a way that pokes fun at the idea that people need "cures" for feeling tired and unmotivated on Mondays, implying that the cure is just a placebo. The links are to fictional subpages that could be used to further satirize the concept, such as listing ridiculous side effects or legal ramifications.