Are you tired of Mondays? Do you feel like your soul is slowly being drained by the weight of the world?
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Learn more about our cutting-edge research and development of Monday Blues Cures. Spoiler: it involves a lot of staring at the wall.
Consult with our team of highly-qualified, totally-not-certified experts. We'll tell you the same things we tell everyone else: just pretend you're not a robot and try to care.