Monday Blues Cures: 4 Procrastination Techniques

1. Binge Watch, Binge Read - because who needs productivity when you have Netflix?

• 1a. Never-Ending Marathon - watch an entire series in one sitting, then wonder where the day went.
• 1b. Reading Between Episodes - read the entire script, behind-the-scenes, and making-of books. Don't forget the companion novel!

2. Learn to Play an Instrument - become a musical genius (in your head) and impress your coworkers with your 'talent.'

• 2a. Choose Something Impossible - pick a notoriously difficult instrument, like the theremin, and claim you're a master.
• 2b. Practice in Public - show off your 'skill' at the local coffee shop, but don't expect tips.

3. Play Gaming Marathon - save the world... from boredom.

• 3a. Find the Ugliest Armor - spend hours searching for the most hideous armor set in the game.
• 3b. Create the Worst Character Name - name your character something ridiculous, like 'Blerp McSnarf.'

4. Reorganize Your To-Do List - because who needs to do actual work when you can reorganize the list of things you need to do?

• 4a. Use an Exotic Font - use Comic Sans or some other font that's sure to confuse everyone.
• 4b. Merge Projects - combine two unrelated projects into one, then wonder why it's still unfinished.

And that's it. Monday's over, and you've accomplished nothing, but you've had fun.