Welcome to the Blues Busters Store, where we specialize in selling you the most questionable, the most suspect, the most utterly useless items you can imagine. Our motto: "If it's not a good idea, we've got it!"
Our best-seller, the "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirt, is a real crowd-pleaser. It's a shirt that says, well, "I'm with Stupid." That's it. No explanation, no apology, no refunds.
Other popular items include our "World's Okayest Golfer" trophy, our "I'm Not a Morning Person" coffee mug, and our "I'm Not Lost, I'm Just Exploring" GPS navigation system (just kidding, it's just a piece of paper with some squiggles on it).
Visit our Management page to see who's responsible for this trainwreck.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Meet the Team page, where you can learn about the misfits who run this dumpster fire of a store.
Or, if you're feeling really brave, try our MADNESS page, where we've collected our most questionable business decisions in one convenient location.
We're open Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm. Except when we're not. Because, you know, it's not like we're actually selling anything.
Or, if you're feeling really, really desperate, try our Feedback page, where you can share your thoughts on how we can improve (or, you know, just make fun of us some more).
That's it for today, folks! Come back soon and see what new, terrible ideas we've come up with!
Monday to Friday: 9am - 5pm
Phone: 1-800-BLUES-FOR-HELP
Email: [info@bluesbustersstore.com](mailto:info@bluesbustersstore.com)