Beer-B-Que's Monday Blues Cures

Welcome, weary soul, to Beer-B-Que's, the one-stop shop for all your Monday blues!

Need a cure for that pesky existential dread? Try our special blend, "The Monday Morning Aftermath":

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "Quantum Leap" beer-b-que sauce, guaranteed to transport you to another dimension... of monotony!

(Note: Side effects may include, but are not limited to: temporary euphoria, spontaneous combustion, and/or existential dread.