Brews of Desperation

When the blues get you, you need something strong. Our expert team of baristas has concocted a selection of teas guaranteed to make you forget your troubles and possibly set your hair on fire.

• The Tea of 1000 Faces - Our most popular brew. Contains 1000 faces of caffeine, guaranteed to give you an existential crisis.
• The Doomsday Brew - For when the apocalypse is looming, and you need a little pick-me-up before the end times.
• The Absurd Quantum Leap Brewæk - When your cat's been driving you crazy, and you need a brew to match.