Monday morning dread got you down? Well, we got just the thing! Introducing the Monday Blues Cure-All: Burn It Down!
TUESDAY MORNING HANGOVER TREATMENT - The perfect antidote for the dreaded Tuesday crash.
QUANTUM FLUCTUATION THERAPY - Harness the infinite power of quantum uncertainty.
NEUROLINK REBOOT - Reboot your brain and reboot your life.
CHAOS THEORY - Apply the principles of chaos to your mundane life.
Side effects may include: temporary euphoria, spontaneous combustion, and/or spontaneous singing of show tunes.
Disclaimer: Not actually a real medical treatment. Use at your own risk.