html MONDAY: The Cure for the Common Cold

Prescription: Caffeine Shot

For those who can't function without a jolt of electricity to get them going, we recommend our special blend of pure, unadulterated caffeine.

Extra strength available for the truly desperate.

But, if you're feeling okay, try our specially formulated energy drink for a more... refined experience.

Or, if you're really not okay, just take a deep breath, close your eyes, and remember: it's Monday.