Welcome to Monday Blues Cures, where our team of highly trained professionals has been working tirelessly to develop the most effective solutions for that pesky Monday feeling.
We've got just the prescription for you: a healthy dose of sarcasm and a side of existential dread.
Click here to learn more about our team's impressive credentials, including but not limited to: extensive experience in complaining, expert-level procrastination, and a PhD in making excuses.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our treatment options, including our patented "Take-a-Nap-in-a-Blanket" therapy and our signature "Eat-a-Salami-in-a-Flash" program.
We're not doctors, but we play ones on Tuesdays. Don't try this at home, kids. Seriously, don't.
Disclaimer: Monday Blues Cures is not responsible for any emotional trauma or permanent damage caused by our services. Void where prohibited. Or not.