Monday Blues Cures

Where the weekend's gone, and so is your soul.

Monday, the day the week starts to suck.

Monday Blues Cures is here to help. We have expert advice from the best therapists in the business. They're all certified in the art of making Mondays tolerable.

Cure 1: Coffee Cure 2: Procrastination Cure 3: Caffeine

Monday Blues Cures: Cure 1 - Coffee

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Cure 1: Coffee

We know, we know, coffee is not a cure for the blues, but it's a good place to start.

Our expert baristas are certified in the art of brewing the perfect cup, guaranteed to wake you up, but not necessarily fix the existential dread of Monday morning.

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Monday Blues Cures: Cure 2 - Procrastination

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Cure 2: Procrastination

We know, procrastination is the best cure, but don't tell anyone, we're just testing your willpower.

Our team of experts in doing nothing will provide you with the best excuses to avoid doing anything productive. Guaranteed to put off any task for at least 30 minutes.

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Monday Blues Cures: Cure 3 - Caffeine

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Cure 3: Caffeine

Our expert caffeine specialists will brew the perfect cup of coffee, guaranteed to make you jittery, anxious, and possibly awake. Side effects may include: heart palpitations, rapid heartbeat, and an intense desire to yell at the barista.

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Monday Blues Cures: Therapy

Therapy

Our licensed therapists are trained to deal with Monday blues, and other forms of existential dread. Guaranteed to make you feel worse, but only for a little while.

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Monday Blues Cures: Tea

Tea

Our special brand of tea is brewed to perfection, guaranteed to make you forget what day it is. Side effects may include: temporary memory loss, increased risk of spilling, and a strong desire to take a nap.

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