Cure 1: The Power of Negative Thinking
It's a well-known fact that thinking negative thoughts is the key to a successful Monday. But have you tried taking it to the extreme?
- Start your day by thinking about all the things that could possibly, probably, might, might, might go wrong.
- Focus on the impending doom that awaits you at work.
- Imagine the worst-case scenarios, no matter how implausible they may be.
Side effects: Increased anxiety, a healthy dose of paranoia, and a strong desire to stay in bed.