Monday Blues Cures

Are you tired of Monday morning's soul-sucking despair? Do you feel like crawling back into bed with your pillow and never leaving? Well, we've got just the thing for you: Extra Caffeine Injections!

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will administer a series of carefully calibrated shots directly into your bloodstream, guaranteed to get your heart racing and your productivity soaring.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion
• Temporary loss of sanity
• Irreversible damage to your social skills

Don't just survive Monday, conquer it!