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MONDAY BLUES CURES

Prescribed by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals

Monday Morning Madness

Feeling like you've been put through the wash? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Our special blend of:

Inject some life into your Monday When the panic sets in, try our special protocol

Side effects may include:

Increased heart rate, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and a heightened sense of existential dread.

Disclaimer: Not actually a cure, just a temporary reprieve.

Learn more about our research (or lack thereof) Our methodology: because who needs science, anyway?

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