Monday Blues Cures: Fake it Till Thursday - Step 2
Yesterday, we learned to fake our way through Monday. Today, we're going to fake our way through Tuesday. But don't worry, we'll still be on a Tuesday, somehow.
Here's your daily dose of fake motivation:
- Repeat after me: "I will not be late for the meeting... I will not be late for the prophets."
- Visualize yourself as a functioning member of society. See yourself as a responsible, productive human being.
- Remember: 99% of people don't really know what they're doing. The other 1% are lying.
Proceed to Step 3: Tuesday's Truce
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: Step 4: Wednesday's Wild Card