Monday morning, you're already feeling defeated. The weekend's gone, and all you've got is a looming sense of dread. Fear not, dear friend, for we have remedies.
Our patented Forced Optimism Injections can help you shake off that Monday blues. With a healthy dose of positivity and a pinch of sarcasm, we'll have you skipping down the hallway in no time!
Try our Cheesy Grin Technique, where we'll teach you the art of faking it till you make it.
Get your Daily Dose of Fake It Till You Make It and take on the day with a spring in your step!
And, for the truly desperate, try our Last Ditch Effort – a 30-minute crash course in pretending to be a functioning member of society.