Monday Blues Cures: Forced Positivity Techniques

Wake up, sleepy Monday. We know you're feeling grumpy, but fear not! Our expert team has crafted the following FORCED POSITIVITY TECHNIQUES to cure your Monday blues.

Technique #1: Fake It Till You Make It

Put on a big smile and pretend you're excited about, well, whatever it is you're doing. It's science, we swear!

Technique #2: Caffeine Overload

Drink an entire pot of coffee, then stare at it for an hour to maximize the catalyst effect.

Technique #3: Extreme Self-Care

Take a 10-minute nap, then wake up and recharge with some quality self-care time.

A sleeping bear, because why not?