FORGET YOUR IDENTITY

We've Got the Cure for What Ails Thee

Monday blues got you feeling stuck in a rut? Can't remember who you are or what your name is? No worries! Our special brand of Forget Your Identity pills have got you covered.

We've developed the ultimate cure-all for the identity crisis. With our patented formula, you'll be a blank slate, free to reinvent yourself without the burden of your past.

WHO DID I USED TO BE? IDENTITY SWAP: Trade in your old identity for a new one! BLANK SLATE BLISS: Live life without a care (or a name)
Side effects of our cure may include: occasional confusion, mild amnesia, and a strong urge to rewatch your favorite childhood TV shows to try and remember who you were. DISCLAIMER