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Monday Blues Cures: the ultimate guide to pretending you care about your work.

Step 1: Make a to-do list. Write 'check email' on it, then cross it off with a Sharpie.

Step 2: Stare intensely at a blank piece of paper for 20 minutes. This will retrain your brain to focus.

Learn more about Staring at Papers Make a list, but not too much of a list Pretend to work Avoid actual work Schedule meetings to avoid meetings

Remember, these cures are only temporary. You'll still hate Mondays. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.