Email Avoidance Tactics
Step 1: Hit the snooze button on your email notifications. It's like your brain's "Do Not Disturb" sign, but for emails.
Step 2: Use email filters like they're going out of style! Sort those spammy messages into the "Spam" folder where they belong.
Step 3: Create a "Do Not Email" list. You know, for people who just won't stop emailing you, like your aunt.
Step 4: Use the 2-minute email rule: if it's not worth responding to, just delete it. Trust us, your inbox (and your sanity) will thank you.
Step 5: Find the perfect email client that's as annoyingly loud as your coworker who just won't stop emailing you, but with more features!
Bonus Step: If all else fails, just tell everyone you're on a "Digital Sabbatical." They'll either respect your boundaries or be too confused to care.