It's Monday, and you're already tired of everything.
Why bother trying? Just give up. In fact, give up so hard that you forget what day it is.
Visit our sister page, Monday Blues Memories, for more relatable advice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try Monday Blues Sadness for some extra motivation to wallow in your despair.
But if all else fails, just take a nap. It's not like anything matters.