Because Mondays can be a real bummer, we've got just the thing for you: a cure for the Monday Blues!
Our patented, totally-not-medicinal, definitely-not-a-real-thing, cure involves excessive amounts of caffeine, sugar, and existential dread.
Side effects may include:
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Or, you know, just be late. We won't judge.
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