Are you tired of the same old Monday morning routine? Do you find yourself dreading the thought of another day of meetings and deadlines? Well, we've got just the thing for you: Socker Therapy.
Our patented Socker Therapy technique involves staring intensely at a wall of colorful socks, slowly unraveling the threads of your sanity one toe at a time. It's like meditation, but with more toe jam.
Don't just take our word for it! Our team of highly trained Socker Therapists (STs) have helped hundreds of individuals overcome the Monday blues and discover a sense of joy and wonder in the world.
"I was skeptical at first, but after staring at the Socker Wall for just 10 minutes, I was hooked! Now I look forward to Mondays!" - Jane D.
"I never thought I'd find meaning in a pile of socks, but here I am, feeling enlightened. Thanks, Socker Therapy!" - John S.