Option 1: Brew Coffee
Brew yourself a fresh cup of coffee, and pretend it's not just caffeine but liquid courage. Add a dash of salt, and you'll be ready to face the horrors of the day.
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Option 2: Take Some Metformin
Just kidding, you're not actually a diabetic, you're just stressed. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?
Option 3: Ignore the Alarm Clock
You know what? Forget the alarm, it's not like you're going to get anything done anyway. Who needs productivity?
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Option 4: Dance to the Tunes of 80s Pop
Put on your parachute pants, and let the smooth, synthesized beats of 80s pop transport you to a world of pure, unadulterated joy.